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The “Day Ruining” Invoice
The ever-talented Jessica Hische rides to the rescue with The “Day Ruining” Invoice, aimed squarely at “incredibly annoying clients”.
Printed as US letter size notepads with letterpressed 100lb French Paper covers with two colour offset pages printed on 80lb ivory paper, the invoices feature a carefully considered multiple choice system for expressing every, frustrating eventuality:
Please remit payment for: the cocktails/beer I will need to calm my nerves; in the amount of ____, ____ … because of your poor email etiquette (unnecessarily harsh tone, passive-aggressive cc’ing, etc.)
No self-respecting design office should be without a set.

![The “Day Ruining” Invoice [Detail]](/assets/day_ruining_invoice.png)
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